A girl bought a vending machine food. Laughed and said to her friend
"I know it's so weird, I just love jerky."
Wow. You and just about all the rest of the population who eats meat.
What an amazing and daring confession.
So special.
Such snowflake.
I'm not in any sort of foul mood, but I will put that in my pile of things people say.
10 year old shows me some notes she starred in pencil.
Me: "those will really show up if you use a highlighter."
10 year old: "I'm not old enough for those, just cell phones."
As she brandished her new cell phone and plans to run away with a fellow ten year old boy.
Gal dang, I played with mud as a kid.
Shoot I'm hungry. Thirsty. Ehh.
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